Complete the sentence….

This has been the latest entertainment at home. I am supposed to complete the sentences. The first two words are said by my Payal bua and I say the other two.

School mein – roneka nahi
Jhoota Paani – peeneka nahi
Paani mein  - jaaneka nahi
Dhimaak ko – hatane ka nahi
Moh Maya mein – padne ka nahi
Expectations – rakhne ka nahi
Bhooth se  - darne ka nahi
Tension vension – leneka nahi
Papa ka haath – chodne ka nahi
Faltu mein – chilane ka nahi
Attitude – dikhane ka nahi

Phew… Will keep updated as I learn few more dont’s in life. Till then, cheers!

Go Baby Go!

Incase you are wondering about the headline of this note, well this line is from the film Partner. I love this movie so much that I watch it atleast eight times a day. Especially the scene where there is a missile zipping behind Salman Khan’s Jet Ski. And the missile works if you say – ‘Go Baby Go’

Be it breakfast, lunch, supper or dinner, I can only swallow food if I can see that missile chasing Salman Khan, while Govinda and Salman’s nephew are screaming loud in fear. I like the colour, music, location, sequence, sound, dailogues – not that I understand any but I love watching it.

More than Salman Khan himself, I think my mom is happy. Because I am so engrossed watching the film that I don’t even realise as she is feeding me with her hands. Otherwise, I like to make mom run behind me!

So, if you haven’t seen that clip yet, watch it and do remember me. So far, I have seen the movie Partner atleast 78 times and counting

Fancy Dress Competition!

I know its been a real long time since I wrote a post. Too many thngs happening in my life and I just cant find time to pen them down.

School is a lot of fun. We had a fancy dress competition and I was dressed like a catterpillar. A friend of mine was dressed like Aamir Khan from Ghajini. He had ‘Kalpana was killed’ written all over him. And when he went on the stage, He couldn’t say anything. Ohh… May be short term memory loss. He he he.

Check out the pics. (Will upload soon)

A family that finds fun in everything they do

Starting from my grandpa to myself. Now look at me, I am just about a year old but I am trying to learn Cricket with that huge bat!

I am also learning to ride a bicycle, which triple my height… or even more than that. I love every bit of it. I just to weep a little and all my wishes are granted. My dad took me for a double seat ride because I tried a lot but my legs could not reach the paddle.

The best person to convince is dadaji. He calls me sethji and truly treats me like one.

Googly Woogly Whooqsh!

I have learnt something new and whenever I learn something new, I always put it to use

Googly woogly whooqsh!

. This time its pulling cheeks! Now, if you remember the ponds advertisement, where a baby is pulling someone’s cheeks, it says googly-woogly whooqsh!

That’s the code! Come and say googly woogly whooqsh, I will pull your cheeks too. Provided your cheeks are soft

Horse-biking!

Doncha wish your boyfriend was hawt like me? Doncha wish your boyfriend was fun like me? Doncha?

My first kiss!

I have a problem with long hair. Especially curly long hair. The only thing I feel like doing is pulling them. Since I have no teeth, my gums itch! To get a relief from itchiness, I want to eat you up! They have kissed me enough. Now, its my turn to give it back! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What’s in a name? Apparently a lot!

They say my name is Krishiv Jani but rarely have I heard anyone calling me by that name. Let me type down the names addressed to me:

Mummy: Keechi (Krishi made to Keechi. I get confused between keechi and kissy)
Papa: Gundoo (derived from gunda [mafia])
Dadaji: Sethji (Well, he belives I am the legal owner of all his property and hence sethji)
Dadima: Kichu-baba, shon-baba, heer-baba, daimond-baba! (Woman are obsessed with jewellery and so is dadima!)
Nanaji: Shona (sona)
Naniji: Sonu, sonputtraaa…. (She calls everyone she loves sonu. It just says how much she loves me!)
Bade Maamu: Kichi baba (Krishiv – Krishi – Krichi – finally kichi)
Maami: Krishiv (She seems to know my name best)
Chotte maamu: Kichi baba (Same explaination)
Badi bua: Dugal, bubble, chikle (She is pagal! lolz)
KJ (chotti bua) : Shonkala, monkala, sevpuri, pani-puri, shonnaaa, chonnnaaa, monaaa, …. (Phew! No comments)

Krishiv bana Krishna!

Well, I always had an inkling of what my family thinks of me but today I am sure. I am the new TOY in the house. Everyone is fascinated by me and is trying new ways to be entertain themselves.

Check this out! They dressed me up like Lord Krishna. Yeah, I am topless with orange colour dhoti and an orange colour dupatta. Not to forget, my fancy crown with fancy lights!

Seems there is some competition organized by Navbharat Times: “The best dressed baby Krishna” To their disappointment, the competition is already over and they don’t know about it. Hahahaha.

I always knew about it but who listens to me! Nevermind, I am enjoying all the attention. Bring it on guys!