Meri Jaan, Meri Zindagi, Mera SAB KUCH!

Hahaha.. doesn’t this sound funny? I crack up every time my aunt, I call her Iya, says this. I mean what does she mean by – Meri Jaan, meri zindagi, mera SAB KUCH!

There are few other things also which I find funny.

Every morning when I wake up, I rub my eyes, while I smile… like showing off all my six teeth.

Cover your face with a dupatta, I will uncover it, say ‘Haiiiiiiii’, and I burst out laughing!

Actually, I find everything funny. To the extent that when they say, ‘jhootha jhootha haso’ and I fake a laugh! That’s ma style baby!

Man, I hate being at home and I cling on to anybody who is close to the door. Few take along, few don’t Nevermind, Let me grow up, I will lock them up!

Also, I hate being alone. I love the attention and I am not complaining, I get it enough!

Guess, I am everyone’s jaan, zindagi and SAB KUCH!

Schooling begins…

Hey guys, Sorry to keep u all waiting…but you see, I am getting busier these days.

Have started going to school, I mean Play school! I enjoy it so much that I haven’t missed a day.

It’s super cool with all sorts of toys and games lying around just for me. I just can’t wait to leave my mom’s hand and go to play with my friends.

School is so much fun, the best part being NO STUDIES…Made lots of friends…and girlfriends too

It’s not just playing but also eating snacks, get some energy and then play again. Yeah, its very much like one of those kitty parties. No wonder, both my grandmoms love these kitty parties.

Of course we do our rhymes too and that too with actions. Twinkle Twinkle little stars…

We do many activities also but my favourite is pool time. I love playing in the water and splashing water on everyone around.

Life’s good and so are the girls in my school

Birthday bash, new bald look and more!

I know it’s been long since I updated my blog and the only person to be blamed is you know who! My blog gets more visitors than Kamiya bua’s blog and hence the insecurity. You know what I mean. Hahaha.

Anyway, there’s too much that has happened in my life. A quick wrap up of all the important events.

1. My birthday bash (11th April 2008 )
Oh! It was KICKASS. I made a grand entry in my car. Yeah, I bought another sports car. Ok ok. A toy car. But even then, it’s just supercool. I was the star of the night. Everyone just came and gave me a gift plus a kiss (complimentry) and left lipstick marks was all over my face. Eeee.. I don’t like that. But since they were kind even to get lots of toys, I did not mind it

Then, there were pictures of me all over the banquet. There was also an audio-visual small movie of my videos and pictures made by none other than KJ. All KJs on this planet are way to smart. You know why. I am a KJ too! The flick was lovely. Meri aankhon mein aasoon aagaye. Heehee.

The cake was yummy. I changed my clothes thrice. Show off, I tell ya. All in all, it was truly a kickass party and guess what, I hardly cried! Ain’t that impressive?

2. The new bald look (May, 2008 )
Just one month after all the hugs and kisses, my mum-dad-dada-dadi-nana-nani-mama-bua, all of them, yes, all of them decided to shave my lovely, silky hair off my head That’s the day, I cried a lot. It didn’t hurt but I was just too scared.

Initially, I was apprehensive of how I will look but guys, trust me, I am looking HOT! Super HOT! The baldy look really suits me. Aditya Pancholi, Rakesh Roshan, Amrish Puri, all of them will get a complex if they see me. Heehee. I hope so. And anyway, its soo hot that I prefer it this way atleast for this season.

3. I can RUN (June 2008 )
Yeah, I could walk and it’s been a couple of months since I learnt that but now I can RUN. The moment you say, ‘Krishiv ko pakdo.. pakdo.. pakdo..’, I giggle and I runnnn away… I love the game, catch and cook. I am also becoming smarter. I understand exactly what you are saying though I prefer not responding and still do things my way. That’s my style!

4. I love going out
The moment, someone opens the door, I cling to that person. Just to convey take me out. I block his way until I get my way. I act so stubborn that they have to give in. I told ya, I am getting smarter

But that doesn’t work always. So, sometimes, I have to give in. I cry for two minutes after that person leaves and then I’m fine. Busy playing with my cars.

Too much for one post. Wait for the next update!

When I go shopping…

Like most men, even I do not enjoy shopping so much unless they are shopping for me. And but ofcourse, who enjoys grocery shopping. They put me in this trolley and then almost forget about me. All get busy in good day biscuit, parachute oil, colgate toothpaste or ruffle lays.

But in the midst of all these silly stupid things, all I am interested in is Dairy milk and have been trying hard to get that.

Life’s back on track!

Hey! All’s well. Malaria is nowhere close to me anymore. But there is a great news!!!

There is a new addition in my family – My baby sister, who is now only 17 days old . I thought I was the youngest one and I can enjoy all the attention but not anymore

Besides that, I feel quite grown up and she appears as a toy to me, whom I want to play with. Although they don’t let me even touch her so I have just been watching all her moves.

Also, there is another great news! I can now stand on my own feet, literally. Not just stand, I can also walk quite comfortably. I just need your forefinger to hold and I can walk miles. Looking for your support as always.

Malaria..leave my area!

My hunky dory cute life is on a pause right now. Something seems to have gone wrong. I am not the usual me. I don’t like cars. I find my walker energy-consuming. I don’t like people talking to me or kissing me. Please leave me alone with my mom.

Doctors say I have got malaria. I don’t know what that means but I know I am not in the best of my moods these days. Mood swings, I tell ya. Not just that, I feel very cold. My body temperature has gone up. But nothing to worry, it’s all chill. Such kind of things keep happening. It’s life.

Just that I feel very sad these days and yeah, I have become too cranky Hope all’s cool in a couple of days Time to take some rest. Mummmmmyyy, I wanna sleep.

My first kiss!

I have a problem with long hair. Especially curly long hair. The only thing I feel like doing is pulling them. Since I have no teeth, my gums itch! To get a relief from itchiness, I want to eat you up! They have kissed me enough. Now, its my turn to give it back! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What’s in a name? Apparently a lot!

They say my name is Krishiv Jani but rarely have I heard anyone calling me by that name. Let me type down the names addressed to me:

Mummy: Keechi (Krishi made to Keechi. I get confused between keechi and kissy)
Papa: Gundoo (derived from gunda [mafia])
Dadaji: Sethji (Well, he belives I am the legal owner of all his property and hence sethji)
Dadima: Kichu-baba, shon-baba, heer-baba, daimond-baba! (Woman are obsessed with jewellery and so is dadima!)
Nanaji: Shona (sona)
Naniji: Sonu, sonputtraaa…. (She calls everyone she loves sonu. It just says how much she loves me!)
Bade Maamu: Kichi baba (Krishiv – Krishi – Krichi – finally kichi)
Maami: Krishiv (She seems to know my name best)
Chotte maamu: Kichi baba (Same explaination)
Badi bua: Dugal, bubble, chikle (She is pagal! lolz)
KJ (chotti bua) : Shonkala, monkala, sevpuri, pani-puri, shonnaaa, chonnnaaa, monaaa, …. (Phew! No comments)

Here I meet my friends!

It’s been eight months that I have landed on this earth and I hadn’t met my friends until recently. Every morning, Nanda, our housemaid, takes me for an outing and thats when I see these little boys playing cricket.

They throw away their bat and ball and come running towards me. They are great fun to be with. They watch my every move. They make me feel special. They do funny acts to make me laugh. They forget they are kids themselves when they meet me.

Let me introduce them to you. Not that I know all of them but let me try. Tushar, Tejas and Piyush are the only guys I know. God , when will I get to play cricket with them???

I am obsessed with cars!

I declare – CARS IS MY OBSESSION. I love driving cars and I discovered this love when my dad allowed me to sit/stand on our real car’s driving seat. Although the car wasn’t moving but the thrill on driving seat is something. Recently, we had been to watch a movie at Imax theatre. I do not understand the movie so I obviously get bored. The loud sound does not allow me to sleep either. Kamiya, my aunt, as usual found a way to entertain me.

Imax Adlabs has a kids section and they have loads of cars, which are even comfortable to me. And it is not some show piece car, its a moving car! with a movable steering. A lot of other drivers were trying to bang my car but the nanny around was defending me. Guess, I was the youngest of the lot. But these days kids I tell you. They are becoming extremely naughty (hehe). I am sure my parents are going to visit Adlabs often now and put me in kids playing section. This way, I will at least embarrass them less by not crying in the middle of the movie.. oops!

And as I was driving, my entire family was staring at me and blushing. Relax guys, this is just a kiddo car. Wait and watch, I will be a racer soon.